circumcising:

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heartatwork:

lonelyy-depressed-girl:

if I offered you $20, would you take it?

How about if I crumpled it up?

Stepped on it?

you would probably take it even though it was crumpled and stepped on it. Do you know why?

Because it is still $20, and its worth has not changed.

The same goes for you; if you have a bad day, or if something bad happens to you, you are not worthless.

if someone crumples you up or steps on you, your worth does not change. You are still just as valuable as you were before.

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tsundereteen:

the treat yoself 2011 episode of parks and recreation has honestly changed my life for the better

nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it

godheadcomplex:

godheadcomplex:

hanging out w/ friends:

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people who reblogged this + tagged it “but replace naruto with ______” youre weak YOURE WEAK 

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tsarcasm:

shaunjumpnow:

Cereal tea bags are serially (pun) the best idea. 
For when you only want the milk at the end

That’s disgusting

americans

unfollower:

if tumblr is so accepting than why is it that i, a straight man, 

I love celebrity encounters. The best was in a hotel in London.

I was in the lobby and saw Lucy Liu. She’s, like, this tall. She looked up at me and saw a tag sticking out the back of my sweater. She reached up, tucked it in, and said, ‘Now you’re perfect.’

I would die on a battlefield for Lucy Liu.

Canadian novelist Douglas Coupland on dying for Lucy Liu (via team-striker-eureka)

chepibola:

does anyone else have “the chair”

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